This may become a
ScootCommute tradition. Once a tour is in the bag, so to speak, it's time to reflect and do a little analytical thinking. There are lessons to be learned in most everything we do.
Tearing a leaf from last year's tour, I'll start with the philosophical before tackling the practical.
It may seem that renting a bike to tear around a corner of Europe with some friends is a no-brainer, but it certainly wasn't in my case. First off, it was a rather unique and expensive family vacation. Taking a whole day for me-time without putting a damper on the family time required some diplomacy. I also needed to impose on the family to get me to and from the starting point. That's a 60 kilometer round trip. My sons Jonathan and Andrew stepped up to the plate without hesitation. I brim with pride.
And then there was reaching out to friends so see if they could join in. I didn't want to impose. They would have a minimum of four days of road travel to get to the starting point and return home. Quite an investment of time and resources for a one-day joy ride in the countryside.
Do these people look like reluctant participants to you?
Sonja and Roland, bless your hearts.
And then there were logistics. Finding a reputable place to rent a bike, getting the right bike for the ride, figuring out what gear to take, planning the itinerary. Not exactly an expedition to Nepal. But not trivial either. Fortunately
ModernVespa and its wonderful cadre of helpful members helped out, endorsing
Noleggio Moto Toscana and Roberto. Thanks to Al Gravola (Aviator47). You rock, and as you predicted, Roberto rocks too!
Arranging the Tuscan Loop, as you can see, needed some amount of stepping out of my comfort zone. The good news is that there were months available for the planning.
If I have words of wisdom to share with you, it's definitely to take the risk, step out, put yourself out there, and you will be rewarded with amazing experiences.
OK, that's out of the way. On to the details.
I mentioned at the outset that I came close to choosing a Piaggio MP3 400 last year when I was in the market for a bigger bike.
Ultimately I chose the Vespa GTS 300 i.e. Super over the MP3 400.
Now that I've had the opportunity to spend an entire day putting an MP3 250 through its paces in an idyllic Tuscan setting, I can say with certainty that I'm very satisfied with the choice I made.
First the pluses.
The MP3 is an engineering marvel. When you ride the bike there is no sense that the bike has three wheels. It performs like pretty much any motorbike. Where you notice the difference most is when the bike deals with an edge trap. Edge traps simply cease being an issue when you ride an MP3. It just doesn't matter how you approach them. You can cross them at a more generous angle if you like. But even if you take them as shallow as can be, it's like they don't exist.
The fact is that I struggled in left hand turns, but that had nothing to do with the MP3 and everything to do with side stand issues I have with my Vespa. The MP3 is one stable and planted bike. I could love learning to lean that bike left or right like a Nova Scotia schooner in a gale force wind.
Moving on, I really liked the fuel filler location on the floor. It's an ideal location for touring, particularly when you are carrying gear on the passenger seat. It means you can fill up without unloading the bike. It's a much better setup than the Vespa where the access to the fuel tank is hidden under the seat.
It would be difficult to find more storage on a stock motorbike. The continuous and quite cavernous storage compartment running the length of the seat and extending to the bike's tail that can also be accessed through the separate trunk lid is extremely convenient. There is room for a three quarter helmet under the seat, and possibly a full face helmet. But not if you have a Sena SMH10 headset attached to the helmet.
Adding a topcase and sidecases would make the MP3 a really fine touring bike, but only if you were able to address some of its shortcomings that I'll get to in a bit.
Fehling makes side case brackets for the MP3.
The ignition key has a car-like fob with a button that releases the seat lock. That's also a nice convenience when you are getting ready to ride the bike and you need to retrieve gear from the underseat compartment.
The ability to park the bike the way you would park a car, by engaging the front suspension lock and parking brake is also quite convenient, making a sidestand unnecessary and also minimizing the need to use the center stand.
On the power train side, the MP3's CVT transmission provided the same smooth range of torque I've grown accustomed to with the Vespa GTS. The 250cc engine performed well, but I
did occasionally find I had the throttle twisted wide open and was wishing for more
oomph. Still, the MP3 250 is a competent highway bike. I think the 400cc model must be pretty sweet. The top of the line 500 must be a beast.
On the minus side of the equation, the bike has shortcomings that I'd have to find workarounds for if I were ever to own one.
Ergonomics tops my list. I have to admit I am spoiled by Vespas. Vespas are really comfortable, whether you're just riding around town or riding across a continent. The Vespa saddle is comfortable, the seating position is excellent, and you can move your feet around, changing up your position to ward off monkey butt syndrome.
The MP3 on the other hand has a bolster that divides the driver's portion of the saddle from the passenger portion. In my case it meant I couldn't shift my bum back on the saddle, and the ridge of the bolster eventually proved to be a literal pain in the you-know-what.
Fortunately there are custom seats on the market, including this one from Shad that the legendary ScooterWest dealership
keeps in stock.
If you can't shift your upper body around on the MP3, you find that your feet are more or less corralled into a single position too. The tubular steel skeletal substructure of the MP3 leads to a high floor height. I felt like my knees were uncomfortably high. Compounding the seating issues was a tendency to slide forward on the saddle that resulted in a lazy slumped position that compounded the lack of comfort.
All told, the seating position was much better than a similarly laid out Kymco Frost I rode a few years back, but I wouldn't tour on an MP3 without having a custom saddle designed. I know that committed MP3 owners have taken that step and there's plenty of expertise available in the MP3 discussion area on ModernVespa. I would add to the custom saddle some after market foot pegs to allow the leg position to be varied. There's also a
supplier who posts on ModernVespa who has crafted highway pegs that many owners swear by.
Lastly, I'd add an adjustable windscreen. The stock windscreen wasn't bad, but an adjustable windshield would be a nice touch.
It's time to come to a conclusion here.
If some good and very generous samaritan offered to trade an MP3 400 for my Vespa GTS 300, would I bite?
No.
What if it had the custom saddle and highway pegs?
No.
What if it had the custom saddle, footpegs, a large topcase and hard sidecases painted to match the bike?
Now that would be a really sweet maxi scoot. Now I'm tempted. Seriously tempted.
So what's the problem?
I love the Vespa's iconic styling. It's truly a thing of beauty. The MP3 has inner beauty in the engineering of that dual-wheel front end. But man oh man it makes the front of the bike so huge. There's that, and somehow, the MP3 also has a fat ass. It just looks like it's a lumbering beast of a bike. It isn't that at all when you're in the saddle cruising along a Tuscan country road, trust me. But the esthetics are definitely where the biggest rub is, at least for me. Could I get over the looks...?
I guess the plain fact is that I couldn't last year. But with all the aforementioned goodies thrown in... so tempting. But in reality, no one is going to offer to make that trade. So it's a moot point.
I love my Vespa.
End of story.
But apparently not the end of the neverending epilogue.
I debated on the gear to bring.
If I could have waved a magic wand, I would have brought
everything: helmet, Bluetooth headset, boots, armored jacket, gloves, rain gear, armored pants, RAM mounts, GoPro, GPS, ROK straps...
Reality intrudes.
I had to prioritize.
Helmet (could be rented, so not the helmet). Jacket (had to take, feel naked riding without it). Gloves (tiny, they come). Bluetooth (small, coming too). Boots (also feel naked without boots - way bulky). Rain gear (my waterproof travel jacket can do double duty, packs small-ish). Armored pants (Oh boy, very bulky - not likely to come). RAM mounts (no way I was going to dismantle my RAM mounts, luckily I bought a universal RAM clamp -
bazinga!). GoPro Hero camera (tiny, plus it's a camera so goes in the camera bag). GPS (I figured Roland and Sonja would have that covered - and they did. Otherwise, knowledgeable people told me getting lost in Tuscany was a huge plus). ROK straps (the ROK pack straps are small - stuff'em in my camera bag).
Enough folks strongly recommended that I bring an armored jacket. Sonja had a genius suggestion: can't pack it? Wear it! So that became a relative no-brainer. I pre-warned Susan that her travel companion might look a little dorky in transit because he would most likely be wearing a motorcycle jacket. No protest. Dodged the bullet. Not necessary, I am a packing
wizard. We had his and hers suitcases and I got all my stuff packed, including my Corazzo 5.0 jacket, with the armor in place. Winning!
So if you're keeping track, the only gear items I would have liked to have but didn't bring were armored pants and boots.
There has to be some element of assumed risk. My plan for my lower body was not to come off the bike. And it worked.
Phew! Not crazy risk though, my upper body would be as safe as motorcycling at less then 100 km/h reasonably allows.
That's most likely it folks. I think I have managed to press every bit of literary value out of the Tuscan Loop. I took you through the planning, gave you as good a flavour of the pure joy of it as my talents permit, and dished up the nitty-gritty on the technical side of the page.
I'll come back to this post to fix the inevitable typos, sharpen a passage or two, and close the gaps I've managed to leave.
The end.